If this is just for your family, you can cut this in half.

Ack! Giant Sandwich!

Yikes! It's a vegetarian nightmare!
Begin by spreading mayo and mustard onto bottom of bread. Shake vingegar and oil over mayo. Now season over vinegar and oil. Stack first with meat slices, leaving bacon strips on top of meats. Add cheese over bacon. Add lettuce over cheese. Now add tomatoes, green pepper, onion, pickles and olives. Finally, add more mayo on other side of bread if desired and close sandwich. Slice into 2" portions and allow guests to serve themselves, along with chips and dill pickle.